Hammer talking to nail: "Wanna get hammered tonight?" Nail: "No, I'd rather get screwed, but I don't have the curves!" --- dockstar

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Hammer talking to nail: "Wanna get hammered tonight?"
Nail: "No, I'd rather get screwed, but I don't have the curves!"
--- dockstar

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