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  <title>Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says </title>
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    <![CDATA[Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says ldquoTed I am 83 years old now and Irsquom just full of aches and pains. I know yoursquore about my age how do you feelrdquo

Ted says ldquoI feel like a newborn babyrdquo

ldquoReally like a newborn babyrdquo

ldquoYep no hair no teeth and I think I just wet my pantsrdquo<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I didnrsquot forget your birthday I just forgot todayrsquos date </title>
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    <![CDATA[I didnrsquot forget your birthday I just forgot todayrsquos date<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Yoursquore not 40 yoursquore eighteen with 22 years of experience </title>
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    <![CDATA[Yoursquore not 40 yoursquore eighteen with 22 years of experience<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Men are like wine some turn to vinegar but the best improve with age. </title>
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    <![CDATA[Men are like wine some turn to vinegar but the best improve with age.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday but the mailman made me </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Forget about the past you cant change it
Forget about the future you canrsquot predict it
Forget </title>
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    <![CDATA[Forget about the past you cant change it
Forget about the future you canrsquot predict it
Forget about the present I didnrsquot get you one<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Age is a number and mine is unlisted. </title>
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    <![CDATA[Age is a number and mine is unlisted.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Just remember once yoursquore over the hill you begin to pick up speed. </title>
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    <![CDATA[Just remember once yoursquore over the hill you begin to pick up speed.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip. </title>
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    <![CDATA[A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. </title>
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    <![CDATA[Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live </title>
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    <![CDATA[Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>The best birthdays of all are those that havenrsquot arrived yet. </title>
  <link>http://www.randomfunnyquotes.com/view/Funny%20Birthday%20Quotes/2456</link>
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    <![CDATA[The best birthdays of all are those that havenrsquot arrived yet.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>A diplomat is a man who always remembers a womanrsquos birthday but never remembers her </title>
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    <![CDATA[A diplomat is a man who always remembers a womanrsquos birthday but never remembers her age.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>After 30 a body has a mind of its own. </title>
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    <![CDATA[After 30 a body has a mind of its own.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Birthdays are naturersquos way of telling us to eat more cake. </title>
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    <![CDATA[Birthdays are naturersquos way of telling us to eat more cake.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>You are only young once but you can be immature for a lifetime. </title>
  <link>http://www.randomfunnyquotes.com/view/Funny%20Birthday%20Quotes/2452</link>
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    <![CDATA[You are only young once but you can be immature for a lifetime.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>To me old age is always 20 years older than I am. </title>
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    <![CDATA[To me old age is always 20 years older than I am.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Irsquom at an age when my back goes out more than I do. </title>
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    <![CDATA[Irsquom at an age when my back goes out more than I do.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Inside every older person is a younger person ndash wondering what the hell happened. </title>
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    <![CDATA[Inside every older person is a younger person ndash wondering what the hell happened.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Looking fifty is great ndash if yoursquore sixty. </title>
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  <description>
    <![CDATA[Looking fifty is great ndash if yoursquore sixty.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-05-2012<br>Category: Funny Birthday Quotes<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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