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Whoever decided to print nutritional information on ice cream cartons should be arrested and tried for the murder of my happiness. --- theresa_lauren

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You're not a slut? So... are you like, a volunteer prostitute? --- Lyricalsniper

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. --- Don Marquis

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Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Student: Did you grade my test?
Teacher: I have other students' tests to grade.
Student: I have other teachers' homework to do.
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Never get into a fight with an idiot, because he will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience. --- the IDIOT

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I plan on living forever.  So far, so good. --- The INSANE Cousins

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I'd never be on a reality show, but only because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I'm talking to her on the phone. --- JennyJohnsonHi5

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If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth what would happen if you say no? --- bailey_kay12

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I hate when people put my glasses on and say "Wow you're really blind!" I don't go to people in wheelchairs sit in them and say "Wow you really can't walk!" ---- I's Are Blind

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