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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic. --- Ansyori


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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' --- Ansyori


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A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a smartphone. --- Ansyori


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I either GET what I want or I change my mind. --- Ansyori


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That moment,
In an exam, when everyone is using a ruler to draw something and you don't know why...
--- Ansyori


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A man came to the door and asked if i would donate to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water. --- reavbo


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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues. --- reavbo


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Using your last sticky note to remind yourself you need more sticky notes. --- Ninjajoe


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