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Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

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Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

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I don't have bad handwriting, I HAVE MY OWN FONT! --- Anonymous

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Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they're telling me that I'm doing a great job driving. --- Mike z

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Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need. --- Anonymous

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. --- Anonymous

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I love it when you walk thorough a spider web, you all of a sudden learn Kung Fu.

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On the show Storage Wars, do you think some of the people watching are like "HEY THAT'S MY STUFF MAN." --- Sweet_1_88

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