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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she’s worth a shot. --- Anonymous

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I'm bored. If I were a man I would be scratching my balls right now. --- blueyesbrunet

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Show me a man who calls himself a vegan and I'll show you a man who's trying to sleep with a vegan. --- BeauBock

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Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana. --- YUCKYBOT

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The wizard of oz is the ultimate chick flick, two women trying to kill each other over shoes --- hctk

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If the world doesn’t end on December 21st, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013. --- Anonymous

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Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma. --- Stewie

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Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found. --- michaelianblack

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Judging by his physique, I'd guess Popeye's a pretty accomplished masturbator. --- GorillaSushi

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