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LIFE is not a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of JALAPENOS! What you do today... might burn your ass tomorrow! --- starstruck


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It's hard to think straight when I start taking a test and there are tons of great songs playing in my head...not the best time for my favorite songs to be on.
--- Arielle


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That awkward moment when you've already said, "What?" three times so you just agree and pretend like you understand. --- Arielle


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That moment when you send a text to your friend about someone else and you freak out because you may have sent it to the wrong person! --- Arielle


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That awkward moment when you are freaking out trying to find something but it's in your pocket or in front of you. --- Arielle


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It's not considered bullying if it's your sibling! --- Dawn


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I watched a dog chase his tail for ten minutes and i was like "wow dogs are easily entertained" and then I realized I just watched a dog chase his tail for ten minutes!!
--- bailey_kay12


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Best Childhood Memory

You fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed "HOLY CRAP I CAN TELEPORT!!!"
--- bailey_kay12


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Fun Idea: If you don't have kids hire a babysitter anyways and say that the baby is upstairs sleeping, and when you return ask where the baby went!!
--- bailey_kay12


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