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That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus and don't know which seat to take! --- bailey_kay12


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I am such a freaking amazing cook that even the smoke alarm cheers for me! --- bailey_kay12


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Dear Inventors of Tampons,
How awkward was it to explain you invention to everybody?
--- bailey_kay12


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Need a friend?
Text me.
Need a laugh?
Call me.
Need money?
This number in no longer in service!
--- bailey_kay12


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Don't ever forget the "L" if you Google "grandfather clock!"
--- bailey_kay12


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I wonder if clothes in China say "Made Just Around the Corner." --- bailey_kay12


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Maybe you should eat make-up to be pretty on the inside. --- LieseDrummaah


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3 words, 8 letters, 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I Love You
--- LieseDrummaah


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I hate it when I'm eating cereal and the last 3 pieces are like "Catch me if you can!"
--- LieseDrummaah


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