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I removed my windshield wipers so now I can't get any parking tickets.......SUCK IT! --- bailey_kay12

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I hate when people say "he is nice when you get to know him" so in other words "he is an a**hole but you will get used to it." --- bailey_kay12

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If it's true that opposites attract then I need to find someone who gets up early and does stuff. --- bailey_kay12

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Mom: Do you want this?
Me: No.
Mom: OK I will give it to your brother.
Me: NO I WANT IT!!!
--- bailey_kay12

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HELP ME I AM CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE......... never mind I am good! --- bailey_kay12

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Studying - (verb) the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook near by. --- bailey_kay12

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If the TV show "Cops" has taught me anything it would be to stay away from people with blurry faces, because they always seem to attract trouble! --- bailey_kay12

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Being on the debate team is great until you realize that all of your opponents are all women. --- The Firebird

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Some people are hidden so far in the closet that they found Narnia!!! --- Flight_Risk

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