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When in doubt, always ask the voices in your head. --- bailey_kay12

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Son, life is about working hard... now be quiet they're announcing the winning lottery ticket. --- Homer Simpson

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THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD GOES BACK TO NORMAL, when the caps lock is turned off. --- bailey_kay12

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I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you. --- bailey_kay12

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Humanity is losing its geniuses... Aristotle died, Newton passed away, Einstein died, and I'm not feeling well today....
--- Hammer-head14

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. --- asdfghjklzzzzz

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That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know what to reply to a text. --- Seedling

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You know things aren't going well when the grass on the other side is dead. --- bailey_kay12

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To Do List:
Look up the health effects of eating an entire container of raw cookie dough. Take a nap. --- bailey_kay12

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