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Marriage is a three ring circus
... engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering ...
--- cmos

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Dear Hard to Open Cake Containers,
It was not my intention to get a workout before eating the contents inside.
--- Anonymous

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*Press a toy in the store* *won't stop making noise* walk away, walk away. --- bailey_kay12

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I wonder if in 5 to 10 years, will anyone will have enough personality to actually hold a conversation with someone without texting or e-mailing? --- dockstar

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When I die, I'm gonna have one of my friends dress up like the grim reaper and stand in the back. --- Contagion

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Teacher: Are you cheating?
Me: No, we are sharing.
Teacher: Sharing is cheating.
Me: No, sharing is caring!!
--- Sithwolf07

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Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.... again. --- bailey_kay12

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That moment... when you realize, you only speak perfect English when talking to yourself. In Your Mind. --- Ansyori

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Dear person who is reading this,
You are here because you are actively avoiding doing some actual work aren't you? It's OK cuz I am to.
Sincerely, I will work tomorrow
--- bailey_kay12

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