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Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma. --- Stewie


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Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found. --- michaelianblack


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Judging by his physique, I'd guess Popeye's a pretty accomplished masturbator. --- GorillaSushi


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Facebook deleted my profile, and now all of my friends think I’m dead. --- Anonymous


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My 9 year old daughter just beat me at Wii baseball... I'll bet she's on the juice. --- PatGodwin


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Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop. --- matt


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I met this girl at the pub and she told me her ‘sex was on fire’. She lied. But ironically, now it burns when I piss. --- Anonymous


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REALLY WEIRD when your playing scrabble with your grandmother and she lays down “BLOWJOB” on the board. --- Anonymous


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Whoever decided to print nutritional information on ice cream cartons should be arrested and tried for the murder of my happiness. --- theresa_lauren


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