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LIFE is not a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of JALAPENOS! What you do today... might burn your ass tomorrow! --- starstruck


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That moment when you send a text to your friend about someone else and you freak out because you may have sent it to the wrong person! --- Arielle


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That awkward moment when you are freaking out trying to find something but it's in your pocket or in front of you. --- Arielle


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My friend forgot her laptop on my floor and my grandma thought it was a scale, conclusion my grandma weighs 950 dollars. --- bailey_kay12


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I hate it when I'm eating cereal and the last 3 pieces are like "Catch me if you can!"
--- LieseDrummaah


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It's hard to think straight when I start taking a test and there are tons of great songs playing in my head...not the best time for my favorite songs to be on.
--- Arielle


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Me: mom wheres my phone
Mom: its on the table
Me: no its not
Mom: really do i need to come show you......is it that one *points at the table*
Me: WHAT KINDA WITCHCRAFT IS THAT?????????
--- bailey_kay12


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That awkward moment when you've already said, "What?" three times so you just agree and pretend like you understand. --- Arielle


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It's not considered bullying if it's your sibling! --- Dawn


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