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Some people are hidden so far in the closet that they found Narnia!!! --- Flight_Risk


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Trust is like a paper. Once it's crumbled it can't ever be perfect again. --- hollygrogan


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You wanna know what's beautiful? Look at the first word. --- hollygrogan


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Today, I changed my name in my mom's phone to "God." I texted her saying your daughter deserves a nice car, money and a new phone. Her face was priceless. --- hollygrogan


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Every day I'm shuffling. Oh except Friday! Gotta get down on Friday :) --- hollygrogan


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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends who the f*** are you? --- bailey_kay12


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If couples who are in love are called "love birds" then couples who are mad at each other should be called "angry birds." --- bailey_kay12


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If Facebook ever shuts down, you will see random people roaming the streets with pictures shoving them in people's faces asking "Do you like this.....DO YOU?????" --- bailey_kay12


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I don't understand how people get eaten by sharks.....how do you not hear the music?
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