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Real girls are not perfect... perfect girls are not real. --- tbreezy


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Having a job here is like having gonorrhea, you didn’t mind what it took to get it but you’re pretty sure afterwards it was a bad idea. --- JimmyV


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There's nothing I wouldn't do for a good laugh, or a prison sentence... consider yourself warned. --- frostyvic


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Good girls are like butterflies.... fun to look at but hard to catch. Easy girls are like butter.... you can spread them easy. --- tbreezy


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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it --- Taco Queen


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If you are over the age of 19 and your profile pic is of you holding your cellphone and taking a picture of yourself in front of a mirror, people are laughing at you for good reason. --- frostyvic


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There is no I in TEAM, but there is a U in CUNT! --- Kenny Powers


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Bring a knife to a fist fight, a gun to a knife fight, and a M134 to anything else. --- Nickname


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People who love their cars would ever put the bodies in their trunks...tied to the back bumper, possibly, but never in their trunks. --- frostyvic


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