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THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD GOES BACK TO NORMAL, when the caps lock is turned off. --- bailey_kay12


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I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you. --- bailey_kay12


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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. --- asdfghjklzzzzz


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Humanity is losing its geniuses... Aristotle died, Newton passed away, Einstein died, and I'm not feeling well today....
--- Hammer-head14


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You know things aren't going well when the grass on the other side is dead. --- bailey_kay12


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Look up the health effects of eating an entire container of raw cookie dough. Take a nap. --- bailey_kay12


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That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know what to reply to a text. --- Seedling


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Guy: You owe me a drink.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cause when I saw you I dropped mine.
--- precious


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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is sweet. Revenge is ice cream? --- bailey_kay12


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