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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' --- Ansyori


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Teacher: Are you cheating?
Me: No, we are sharing.
Teacher: Sharing is cheating.
Me: No, sharing is caring!!
--- Sithwolf07


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That moment... when you realize, you only speak perfect English when talking to yourself. In Your Mind. --- Ansyori


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A man came to the door and asked if i would donate to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water. --- reavbo


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Dear person who is reading this,
You are here because you are actively avoiding doing some actual work aren't you? It's OK cuz I am to.
Sincerely, I will work tomorrow
--- bailey_kay12


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When in doubt, always ask the voices in your head. --- bailey_kay12


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Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.... again. --- bailey_kay12


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Son, life is about working hard... now be quiet they're announcing the winning lottery ticket. --- Homer Simpson


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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues. --- reavbo


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