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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.


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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.


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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.


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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.


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After 30, a body has a mind of its own.


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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.


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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.


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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.


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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.


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