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The guy in front of me is buying a pregnancy test....I bet this is the only time he would rather be buying tampons. --- Thedoc318


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Direct quote from my daughter: "I know horses can play soccer really well because they're fast." Thank god she's pretty. --- TerminalSingles


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If morning had a face I would totally be punching that shit right about now. --- dropdeadchris


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Can I just drop it like it's lukewarm? It's been a long day and I'm tired. --- thedayhascome


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If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care. --- sucittaM


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A friend is like a condom. They'll stick close to you and protect you as best they can but once you fill them with semen you need a new one. --- Grudge_Monkey


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I'm guessing that most people who claim to "count calories" are really bad at math. --- TheHoyBoy


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I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends. --- sucittaM


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I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass. --- YeahImAshley


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