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Officer: How high are you?
Me: No officer it's hi, how are you.
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I watched a dog chase his tail for ten minutes and i was like "wow dogs are easily entertained" and then I realized I just watched a dog chase his tail for ten minutes!!
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Best Childhood Memory

You fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed "HOLY CRAP I CAN TELEPORT!!!"
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Fun Idea: If you don't have kids hire a babysitter anyways and say that the baby is upstairs sleeping, and when you return ask where the baby went!!
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The best place to hide a dead body, page 2 of a Google search results!!
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching. --- Shadow 31


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I hate when you're playing Guitar Hero and as soon as your doing great you get an itch. --- Anya Cuddlebear


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The awkward moment when you step into the van and there's no candy. --- Ninjajoe


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People who have their feet planted firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants. --- Brick


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