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Imagine how clean the world would be if blind people walked with brooms instead of those sticks.


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Roses are red-ish, violets are blue-ish. If it weren't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish.


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If love is blind, and marriage is an institution, does that make marriage an institution for the blind?


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Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.


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Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.


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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.


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I don't have bad handwriting, I HAVE MY OWN FONT! --- Anonymous


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Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they're telling me that I'm doing a great job driving. --- Mike z


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Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need. --- Anonymous


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