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Welcome to Random Funny Quotes. We created this site in order for people to share short funny quotes and sayings with others. We are sure you have learned some funny quotes or sayings throughout life from family, friends and co-workers. If you are a random, funny person, then this place is a great venue for you to express yourself. Don't be shy, it's totally anonymous and you might make someone's day by putting a smile on their face. If you would like to share a funny quote or saying with others, simply SUBMIT one to our site. Enjoy the funny quotes and happy reading!

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Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mothers dresser. --- Lyricalsniper


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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat. --- doggiemom13


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The term "sloppy seconds" is stupid and overused. I mean c'mon it's a boy, not a burger. --- youloveit


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Dear Karma,
I have a list of people you missed.
--- Dark Angel


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Be careful of the toes you step on today, because they just might be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow. --- Anonymous


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You're just as useful as a RED LIGHT on Grand Theft Auto. --- Yamaha338


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Myspace, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter
combined: "MyFaceYouTwit". --- youloveit


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I hate when you are playing a game and someone says "you're cheating" and I say, "no I am not, I am just improvising." --- Slothman87


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What Starts With F & Ends In Uck? ...... Firetruck :D
--- blahblah4


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